Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken Who?
Chicken I don't know where to put it

Knock Knock
Who's there?
gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorrila my dreams

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow Who?
Cow I don't want to eat a bunny

What do cows like to play at parties?
Mooosical chairs

What do you call a motorcycle mixed with a mouse?
squee squee squee squeeeeeeeeeeee

Everyone say Brittney
BRITTANY
Brittney spears! hahahahahaha!

Someone say Franken
Franken
FRANKENTHUMB! hahahahaha!

What do you call a owl that has a sword and sheild?
Peter Hoot!

The Happiest thing today

Me: Do that and you'll get a referral
5th grader: I already had three this week
Me: Why?
5th Grader: the two at recess and one at music
Me: How did you get a referral in music
5th: He wanted me to play the triangle or some dumb shit.

Best conversation had today.