Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken Who?
Chicken I don't know where to put it

Knock Knock
Who's there?
gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorrila my dreams

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow Who?
Cow I don't want to eat a bunny

What do cows like to play at parties?
Mooosical chairs

What do you call a motorcycle mixed with a mouse?
squee squee squee squeeeeeeeeeeee

Everyone say Brittney
BRITTANY
Brittney spears! hahahahahaha!

Someone say Franken
Franken
FRANKENTHUMB! hahahahaha!

What do you call a owl that has a sword and sheild?
Peter Hoot!

The Happiest thing today

Me: Do that and you'll get a referral
5th grader: I already had three this week
Me: Why?
5th Grader: the two at recess and one at music
Me: How did you get a referral in music
5th: He wanted me to play the triangle or some dumb shit.

Best conversation had today.

PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

In order to appreciate this blog you must realize each and every piece of material comes straight from the mouth of an elementary age child. To further enjoy this blog, Know this: I do not always endorse the child's action. This spot was created in loving honor(or fear) of an incredible first grade student. He is always doing something a little off. For instance on FZriday I found a little boy clutching a light pole crying His eyes out as **** clung to the sleeve of this kids shoulder. As I moved closer I realized it was not just his sleeve but actual flesh " **** get off him... What are you doing????" He replied nonchalantly " Teacha I shaak... Teacha I shaaak I honghry.. I I byet heem." I had to remind him he was indeed a boy and that shark or no shark Hungry or not He could not bite other kids. Then he proceeded to take a nip at my stomache. Ummm do you think he got the point? NOOOOOOOOOOO he is a homasapien shaaaaaaaaaark

why did the giraffe jump off the roof of the building?

TO KILL THE BAD GUY

porque????

where does this blog comes from?
in deep southeast portland, OR.
what you have in it?
funny stories from our day. bad jokes. tragic tales. epic poems. text message hiakus. mostly inside jokes.
is that ok?
yes. we name no names, just initials. the school shall henceforth be called the school.
why is written so bad?
because.